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Fat Lorenzo's

Tony Esho -

fat crusts too

On the south side of Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis's Diamond Lake neighborhood, you'll find mural-covered Fat Lorenzo's. Offering italian fare, we obviously chose to order their italian pizzas with hearty crusts.

The menu is a bit all over the place, with specials posted seemingly in random areas of the restaurant, and the menu not matching what's posted on their website. So we recommend checking in to see what rotating pizzas they have available before you order. We taste tested five to be sure we covered most of their offerings

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Pizza Alfrenzo

Toppings: Alfredo, chicken, artichokes, roasted red peppers, spinach, ricotta, mozzarella and provolone

Highlights: controlled level of richness
Lowlights: mushy and wet
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/0:21

Maggie's Thoughts

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/0:36

Gunnar and Tony's Thoughts

Fat's Combo

Toppings: italian sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black and green olives

Lowlights: very average, very boring
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/0:27

Elizabeth and Tony's Thoughts

Spicy Chorizo

Toppings: spicy chorizo, red bell pepper, red onions, jalapenos

Highlights: balanced level of heat
Lowlights: uneven amount of ingredients by slice, too wet
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/0:39

Mia, Maggie, and Gunnar's Thoughts

Pizza New Haven

Toppings: baby clams in a rich herb sauce, topped with Asiago

Highlights: asiago cheese tastes great
Lowlights: dry and bready
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/0:20

Mia and Tony's Thoughts

BBQ Chicken

Toppings: BBQ Chicken, jalapenos, red onions, bacon, cilantro

Highlights: good sweet and spicy balance
Lowlights: BBQ sauce can be too much for some
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/0:28

Fat Lorenzo's

Pizzas reviewed: Fat's Combo, Pizza Alfrenzo, Spicy Chorizo, Pizza New Haven, BBQ Chicken

Check out Fat Lorenzo's site here

Final Ratings, out of 5

Critiqued by: Tony, Maggie, Elizabeth, Gunnar, Mia

Fat's Combo 3.3 / 5

Pizza Alfrenzo 3.4 / 5

Spicy Chorizo 3.3 / 5

Pizza New Haven 3.3 / 5

BBQ Chicken 3.4 / 5

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Individual Breakdown Fat's Combo Pizza Alfrenzo Spicy Chorizo Pizza New Haven BBQ Chicken Pazza
Tony 2.9 3.7 2.9 2.7 2.7
Elizabeth 3.4 4.2 3.7 4.7 3.9
Maggie 3.2 2.5 3.1 2.0 3.1
Gunnar 3.9 2.9 3.1 2.7 3.5
Mia 3.3 3.8 3.7 4.5 3.8